So here are the 8 funniest things about fitness. This is dedicated to people who have lost focus and want a funny way to get back into fitness.
1) I am not fat, my abs are just shy!!
2) It's diet ice cream so I'm good.
3) Crown Royale is not an energy drink, now you tell me.
4) Does this outfit make me look fat!! Ahh the easy questions
5) If their is caramel in the food, chances are, it's probably not good for you.
6) Any food that has hostess in it, is always the devil's food :)
7) Do a 100 push ups right now. Ok, talk to you in 3 days.
8) I am going to run a marathon. You run around the block and realize hey it's easier getting a I survived a marathon shirt and watching it on TV.
9) I lost 20 lbs doing insanity. I lost 50 lbs doing p90X. I lost 150 lbs on Turbo Fire. I lost so much weight I disappeared. I guess that is the topper :)
OK, love people that give me hardcore advice, but something during your health journey you have to laugh. hope this did it for you. Now I am off to get a head of lettuce and some diet ice cream for dinner.
Sincerely
Chris Lyons
www.positivefitnesschris.com
No comments:
Post a Comment