Hostess Cup Cakes, A Bucket of Chicken and a Margarita to go.

I always love people when they post their top reason why people fail at diets.  Perservance, setting time for yourself, exercise,family crises etc.  All of these things are very legitimate and are really important.  I look at all those and just kind of shake my head.  While I agree with them I have a different spin.

1) When someone offers you a hostess cupcake you take it.  It's like EF Hutton.  When a cupcake is offered you listen.
2) A bucket of chicken just sounds cool.  Repeat after me.  Let go out and get a bucket of chicken.  Good Stuff.
3) Because snickers really satisfies

4) That Keebler elf is a drug dealer.  those cookies are sweet!!
5) If you are in a pool,you are not drinking water, margarita's all around

6) You can't put salad on a George Foreman Grill.
7) Vanilla,chocolate and strawberry in the same carton, take it and run!!!
8) Simple,  It's Miller Time
9) Chinese Food.  10 minutes no matter what,  you gotta love it. 
10) Beets- who the F likes beets.

Anyway the moral is that it is OK to jump off the wagon everyone once and a while.  Besides you can't be perfect all the time.  Now I am off to drink my Shaekology and workout for 2 hours while I eat leaves off a tree. Peace!!!!